My Life

(A is walking hurridly out of the hostel, when he hears his name and turns around)
B - Kaise hain? sab thik hai naa (points to his bag)?
A - Haan (doesn't understand)
B - (points to his bag again)
A - Ohhh. Hai thoda kaam
B - (Smiles)
A = Me , B = My hostel's Security guard

Me with my guide

(A and B are standing under a building C comes running escaping from rain)
C - Cigarette
B - This guy is one person who has been hogging my cigarettes from his student life
C - Arrey baba tradition ka khayaal toh rakhna padta hai naa
B - Do u know each other
A - Ya
B - How?
A - hmm (thinking, he saw me drinking like a boozard that day at RK and smoking endlessly)
C - hmmm (thinking, he saw me drinking at that cheap pub and I was wasted)
A - ummm (he was so wasted that day)
C - umm (he is such a useless guy)
A - hmm, faculty student interaction toh ho hi jaata hai sir
C - haan
B - hmm
A = Me, B = My Guide C = Prof from my department