Saturday, May 2, 2009

Luck By Chance

Time - 0056 hours, May 2nd 2009 saturday
Mission -- 2 people want to go to buy cigarettes
Money in hand - Rs. 20

A - Abbey sutta lene chalte hain
B - Paise hain
A - Bees rupaiye hi hain.
B - CB ke room se lete hain
(B comes out with a 10 rupees note from CB's room)

A - yaar 20 rupaiye mein paidal jaana padega, aur chappal bhi tooti hui hai
B - aaj autowaalon se lift maang lenge
Both laugh

A & B walk to the hostel main gate
They meet C there

A to C - 10 rupaiye hain
(C gives him 10 rupees)

A and B spot a Santro. They signal for a lift

D(getting out of the car) - Main idhar utar raha hoon
A - Thik hai yeh toh H 10 tak jaayegi naa.(to E) H 10 tak chod dogi naa
E - ok

E drops them till H 10, A and B thank her and move ahead.

B says hi to a group of people

A - inse bhi paise maang naa
B - Bachche hain. Inko toh chodd do (both laugh)

After walking some 10 steps. They spot an Auto, signal for lift again

A - Bhaiyaa main gate tak chodd do, waise bhi aap jaa rahe ho
Autowaala smiles, looks for 5 seconds, then realises they are serious
He agrees

They get down at Main Gate. Spot another car. They rush to the car

A - Kahan jaa rahe ho
F - Marine drive
A - Pizza hut tak chod doge
F - Sure

At Pizza hut they get down from the santro and thank F.

They buy calculate and 6 suttas according to their needs, B suggests to buy some more. They get another 2

B - Chalo lakeside se chalte hain
A - Haan
B - Pata hai abb hadd toh yeh ho jaayegi ki bas lakeside gate pe koi gaadi leke khada ho

At lakeside Gate they meet F and H

G - kahan se aa rahe ho
A - Sutta leke
G - Extra hain
B - Yaar yahan se hostel jaane ke paise nahin hai
G - Aap log humein sutta de dijiye, hostel main chodd dunga
A gives 2 suttas (the buying of 2 sutta helped out eventually)

Now A, B, G and H all sit on the Pulsar and from lake side gate to H3, they come 4 people on a single bike holding on to each other somehow.

Time of reaching the room 0126 hours


Report completed
A - Me, B - Raj, C - Doctor, D - Horsey, E - Neha, F - Baba, G - Rama, H -Babban

Mission status - Completed

11 comments:

Raj said...

:))))) yo baby
we rock!!!!!

Unknown said...

Awesome .... excellently written. Now I wonder how my Rs.10 note is missing :D

@Everyone now you know how much an IITian have to go through in getting a smoke everyday :D

Kaustubh said...

luck by chance..waise likhane ke liye bhi patience chahiye..abhi extra hai kya???

Nitin Bighane said...

kya fight mari yaar sutton ke liye ...

Nitin Bighane said...

Can someone explain me the reason behind the title "Gold and Iron"

Neema said...

pandey ji ne as always phir machaya :).....

Abhi said...

yaar.. mujhe nahi pata tha insti mein sutte ke liye itne door jaana padta hai! Is time pe StaffC khula nahi hota kya?

Anonymous said...

abet god giri....mujhe nahi pata tha ki aaj ke jamaaney mein log lift dete hai...!! aaj mein bhi muft mein kahin jaana chahta hoon :P

good post pandey ji...aapke karnaamein likhte rehna...padhne waale bahut hai..

Prakhar said...

nice event dude.. keep on adding your achievements... good one for tribune..

Unknown said...

real gud 1..n u really hv gud pateince to sit n write this man..

Anonymous said...

You should have added ur BIKE RIDE adventure too... :P it was good.