Saturday, September 6, 2008

My Life-My experiences with PPTs

C - Arrey chal chal Placement site khol dekhte hain aaj fine laga kya.
D - ??
C - Tujhe nahin pata kya?

Rewind 2 hours
B - Our company is very unique ................what we do nobody else does....................there in no technical advertisement company..........we have got about only 5 people who are working in out company for more than 4 years, i don't know why they leave the job................the nearest competitor is worth less than half our size.......................I don't know why they leave jobs,I mean I have stayed on so I don't know why they leave.........any questions?
A - So the kind of job you do, none of your competitors does, none of your competitors do that kind of job.
B - Yes we are a very unique company.
A - So you do a very different, unique job
B - Yes
A - So if we join your company, we do what we don't get to do anywhere else, we do a very unique job.
B - Yes,(pauses) yo do a very unique job and ..
A - (Cuts him) So we can't switch

The guy claimed to be a $700 million company, he was the owner of it. I have no doubt that it well maybe 700 millions worth, but he wasn't answering any questions head-on. "We have no nearest competitors". "We have many clients 'some name' etc". If your company is so unique, what happens to the people who switch, their experiences in this field aren't worth much anywhere else (as of now, later the kind of work you do, it really is interesting,there is a huge market just waiting there).

Now they have banned pizzas(refreshments) , leaving me with no questions to ask in PPTs.
For the information, the company did distribute refreshments.

6 comments:

Ranjeet Kr. Vimal said...

ye idea to mera hin tha

Anonymous said...

daya max blog ... kuch chamka hi nahi ... yeah A C kya funda hai ..... 2 hr rewind ..... Dmax

arey kuch dhang se likh na mann mai jo aya woh likh diya ....


yaar kuch toa logical aur sensible likha kar ........


aur likh bhi diya jaise pata nahi bahut bada tir maar diya ki yeah idea to mera hi tha .............
LOL


Lagta hai ab bloggin k fundae merko hi dene padege ... tere se aacha toa fourth class k ladke likhte hai ......... Twinkle Twinkle little star wali poem hi likh deta woh jayda acha hota .......

Anonymous said...

lolz...yeh upar waale bande ne teri mari hai...
I thnk i knw the guy too by the tone of it!
But i wud say a nice entry...u jst frgt 2 mention who A,B,C are this time.
AND
dude like do u srsly wanna get banned urself or smthng? (i.e presuming if u were the one who asked all those q's)

Gold and Iron said...

ohh thnx vikram
ur guess maybe right
i will edit it as soon as i get time

$udhi said...

actually D can be many
as in, when I heard it from you and others, me too wanted to check placement site for updates :P

Manu Akula said...

Abe yeh Lehmann Bros toh nahi hai na ? :P